Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. Karan Patel

Everybody I know who is funny, it’s in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don’t like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.Carol Burnett

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Christina Grimmie

Kevin Hart. He’s the man! I like his style. He’s short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he’s just a really funny dude – great comedy instincts. To do stand-up on a stage for an hour and tell stories and make people laugh is incredible. Cameron Boyce

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood